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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 11:29

What movies have not aged well?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

-J W Pepper

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You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

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-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Moonraker

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

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Goldfinger

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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